(El Paso, TX) – Einstein’s famous equation e=mc^2 has long fascinated and puzzled millions who have not the slightest clue as to the nature of Lorentz Transformations.
Now, this equation has been finally simplified by the realization that both “e” and “c” are constants, thus making “m” a constant, and revealing that there is only a single solution to the equation:
e = Napier’s constant = ~2.71828
c = speed of light = 299,792,458 m/s
Therefore, m=3.30633775×10^16
QED
Novel Premise 