(Wilmington, DE) – U.S. President Donald Trump has reached into his vast business expertise to propose a joint venture as the solution to his difficulty in filling the critical role of National Security Advisor in his administration. 

The proposed joint venture will be incorporated in Delaware, due to the state’s friendly and simplified bankruptcy laws. This will ensure that if the joint venture doesn’t work out as planned, members of the administration will not be negatively affected financially.

Members of the joint venture are reported to include global security services company Brinks (NYSE: BCO), building security specialist ADT Security Services, POS provider Linus Incorporated, and Russian Internet security firm Kaspersky Lab.

“This is a new, new approach to handling cabinet positions,” the President explained. “This is not business as usual. This is not business as usual. This is not the way government does business as usual. This is the way smart business does business. This is very, very, smart.”

“This is really dumb,” Sen. John McCain replied when asked about the idea. “It is definitely a conflict of interest. None of those companies know anything about national security, and one of the companies is Russian.”

Steve Harroway from the Merriam Webster’s dictionary division confirmed that Trump’s use of the word security was absolutely valid. “All of the various meanings of the word ‘security’ are included in the description of the joint venture. I don’t see anything wrong with this,” Harroway said. “If anything, this will expand people’s vocabulary, and increase their business knowledge.”

The U.S. Intelligence Community has expressed general and widespread fear that a Russian company would have access to influencing the national security posture of the country.

The Russian Intelligence Community has expressed distain that the U.S. Intelligence Community would be so untrusting. An anonymous member of the Russian Intelligence Community said, “эти люди глупые. мы будем править миром,” which translates roughly to “We love America. We want the best for them.”

The Senate will need to discuss the allowability of a joint venture to be appointed, and the U.S. Department of Defense will need to figure out how to investigate and approve the estimated 6 million U.S. and foreign employees that will be involved in national security issues if this approach is approved.

The idea for the joint venture apparently originated from a conversation that Ivanka Trump had with her kids regarding working together with others.