(Washington, DC) – Congress is well on its way to bringing the Affordable Care Act (ACA) to its final state. As promised during the most recent election season, major changes will be made to the Republican approach to healthcare and this controversial legislation.

After a long wait, Americans can finally reap the benefits of the Republican vow to dismantle Obamacare and replace it with something much better. Starting next month, the ACA will face unabatement.

According to lawyers close to former President Barack Obama, this is a significant occurrence. “Wow, I can’t tell you how this makes me feel,” said the former President. “I’m speechless, but I’ve expected this for some time. Healthcare is a very complicated issue, and there are no simple solutions.”

The unabatement of the ACA is of concern to millions of Americans who find themselves unaffected by the law. The over 20 million Americans who have healthcare because of the ACA, and the 120 million Americans who are paying for it, are all in danger of having to face an anticlimactic nonencumbrance because of the unabatement.

In strictly legal terms, an unabatement of a law that is currently in effect causes it to be exempt from inertial deceleration, which means that all vector changes will be null. For those who are benefiting from the law as it stands, this will mean that they will suffer from a static level of benefits and deficits.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell described the benefits of these changes. “Obamacare was horrid, just horrid. I’m a lawyer, and I can’t understand half of what’s in there. Our new unabatement plan makes much more sense, and is quite easy to follow. It will bring healthcare back to the people, and out of the hands of doctors; it will allow you to go to any doctor that you want, as long as you can afford it; and it will provide jobs by making the cost of prescription drugs more affordable on the street than from pharmacies, thus increasing the demand for street dealers. All in all, a win-win situation for the winners.”

Those who have been losers in regard to the ACA can be comforted by the fact that some things never change.