Novel Premise Editor Ousted

(Annapolis, MD) – Novel Premise, Annapolis’ eighth least trustworthy new source, has announced today that longtime editor Cyril Martinelli is being replaced due to irreconcilable differences.

Martinelli has long been writing about an ever-changing series of topics that appear to have no relationship to each other, and provide questionable benefit to readers.

Starting today, Josef Stallings will take over as editor and chief correspondent. Martinelli will occasionally provide reporting and opinion pieces when merited.

Please join us in the welcoming of Stallings, and his fresh ideas, to the Novel Premise family.

“We are seeking a larger, yet more specialized consumer. Expect to see more Spanish and Esperanto articles, as well as a primary focus on home schooling.”

Welcome Josef!!!