(Los Angelas, CA) – Academy Award winning actor Jack Nicholson has announced that his next movie project will be a bio-pic of the Rolling Stones. As strange as that might sound, his choice of casting is even more bizarre.

Nicholson has announced that not only will he produce, direct, and handle the lightning for the film, but he will also star as the Stones’ front-man Mick Jagger. He is planning to do the movie without overdubs, singing all of the classic rock and roll songs himself.

“I’m a quite good singer. Don’t say I’m not. I can do Mick real well. It’s gonna be a real blast,” Nicholson told Novel Premise. “You may not remember, but I’ve sung in movies before. Remember A Few Good Men? Ask Nancy Meyers. Go ahead and ask her.”

The film captures the entire career of the band, from the 1960’s up to their recent concert in Cuba.

Academy Award winning makeup artist Michael Westmore has signed on to transform Nicholson into the twenty-something Jagger for the beginning of the movie, and quickly age him through Hollywood magic into the 30-year-old version that has been his look ever since.

“The trick with Mick Jagger is to realize that that he really hasn’t changed in the past 40 years. Just his clothing changes, and that only rarely,” said Westmore.

Other actors who have signed up for the movie include Sylvester Stalone as Keith Richards, Justin Bieber as Charlie Watts, and Adam Sandler as Mick Tayler and Ronnie Wood.

Unconfirmed is Anthony Hopkins as Brian Jones, Ian Stewart, and Bill Wyman.

All of the instruments will be played by Justin Bieber, but the singing will be organic, straight from the hearts, lungs and mouths of the actors.

“I’ll have to unlearn everything Dolly Parton taught me,” Stalone remarked. “After doing Rhinestone, every time I sing, it sounds like I’m doing a Willie Nelson imitation.”

The film is set to begin production this coming April, yet has already received much attention worldwide.

Woody Allen recently remarked, “I just can’t wait to see this. This is better than anything I’ve ever done. Casting Bieber as Charlie Watts was a stroke of genius.”

It is rumored that President Donald Trump will have a walk-on role during the scene for the concert in Cuba. He will play an aged hippie with front row seats, doing a duck walk on the stage before getting escorted away by two security officers.

“It’s going to be super,” the President remarked. “Just super. The Family Stone is the best American band ever. They stand for America, and this film will show the world just how great we are. And how we will be great again!”

Justin Bieber told Novel Premise that he was very excited about taking part in the project. “These guys are classics. I mean, they are all old. It’s like doing a movie about Mozart or something. It’d be a drag to get that old. It’s scary, but I’m up to it.”

Keith Richards expressed disappointment that he wasn’t asked to play the part of Mick Jagger, and has withdrawn his support from the film.

Mick Jagger is reported to have said that he “couldn’t care less about this stupid movie. I’ve still got a good twenty years of rock and roll left in me. They really should wait until we slow down before making a retrospective about us. We’re still rockin'”